Friday, March 11, 2005

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seriously i'm going to turn anti-taylingling soon LOL. (: HAHA. she's such a (*&%@(&% man ; she held our class back until like 220pm today and after a very looongggg lecture she gave us out reports back. lol. mine's bad. and i wwas late for music lesson cos she wouldn't let me off. hmmmmf! =/ and many other people were late for their stuff too
haha anyway met jac on the way :p i bet she was stalking me TOO HAHA! ah well i can't help being stalkable right? -nudges adele- (: HWAHWAHWAHWA. and i am very proud to announce that on 09052005, i kept quiet for 8 whole minutes on the bus! HAH.
and i think i'm becoming senile! was half asleep and called carol's house and asked to talk to gabby -____-" LOL. carol was like laughing her ass off.
haah anyway i got this off friendster. (: it makes LOSTA sense. haha


NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes
may vary from 40-200 kg.

Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban
areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper
treatment.


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a
range of precious stones and absorbs great
quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior
warning and for unknown cause
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly
increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent
known to man.

TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when
happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better
specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD
illegal to possess more than one, although
several can be maintained at different
locations as long as specimens do not come
in direct contact with each other.

!! WARNING !!

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS
ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL
HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.
BE CAUTIOUS
[no not true!!! haha]
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joelle: hello back piggy (:
syasa: haha thanks!(: and don't be sad!
gracie: missyou! (:
chun: haha yes woomann okayy la you're very nice la you rock la haah.
cheryl: AWWW thanks -grins- (: HAAH MISS TAY NICE?! HAAHAHAH. that's the best joke in the world :p haha is ms yong THAT bad? haah
`gab: LOL.
hwee: okay same to you (: thanks!

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